I bought my sister Katie some lovely rubber chicken earrings for Christmas, delivered in a very fancy box.
Then, a few days later, she served a chicken in my wine glass...only fair, I supposed after my latte delivery before...
Last Christmas I bought my sister Katie a miniature rubber chicken (about 6" tall) and placed it in her stocking. She found it incredibly disgusting, but wasn't disgusted enough to throw it away...she left it under my pillow that night! Ugh! And so it began.